Bad Flirt

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Bad Flirt

This is the greatest flirting of All Time

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life like 2 days ago
Wait your penis doesn't tingle in an unpleasant way when you fap. I gotta go to the doctor.
Henn Sie 6 days ago
Hahahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking hell. I knew there was a reason I subscribed it's like a gold mine over here
joseph Wagner 7 days ago
im crying
Colton Chavez 9 days ago
0:10 You’re voice got in the way of you’re nipples, so i couldn’t hear them.
Tomatohead 9 days ago
“My anus was becoming the universe”
Keenan Jones 10 days ago
Holy hell dvas armor use to be fucking outrageous
Stephanie Joseph 13 days ago
The first video I ever watched from you :,) I remember just laughing my ass off and wondering when was the last time I laughed so hard at humor before. I've been a loyal subscriber ever since <3 (This happened 2 days ago.)
John Smith 15 days ago
I am fucking crying
Danny Brito 15 days ago
I like how he has this ascended vocabulary, but in the story he can barely compose a normal sentencs
Superb Noah 16 days ago
this is the funniest thing in the entire world
Dead Joker 17 days ago
Is this the new fortnight update
IDont Care 17 days ago
HUMAN! YOU SOUND LIKE SANS!
um im not finished 17 days ago
this is my favorite anime
Nessie 17 days ago
It's okay you're still hella cute doh, you'll find someone someday ^///^
I Has A Bucket 18 days ago
HAHAHAHA YOUR STORY KILLED ME
Marshall Lee 19 days ago
Damn nigga you fucked up bad 😂 I feel for you man
jeannovinho 21 days ago
5:00 put it in 0.25x speed. Trust me.
DANITHELOSER 21 days ago
U sound like Sans┑( ̄▽ ̄)┍
Joey Griffith 29 days ago
Since we’re all sharing autistic stories I figure I’ll throw mine into the ring. So I’m about 19 at the time, graduated from high school only 2ish years earlier. There’s this girl who was popular from my high school. 5’6” or so, little bit alternative, quality tattoos, dark aesthetic, great body. She was a mutual friend of my best friend at the time and by extension of this we all started hanging out together pretty regularly. Well this girl and I start talking on our own. Turns out she’s really down to earth, fun, and a sweet heart. We begin flirting a bit. We hang out alone, things escalate and we hook up. Well I have to drive her home because she doesn’t drive. No biggie, more time to spend with this girl. The whole drive she’s trying to set up the next time we’re going to hang out and so on. I’m kind of in shock that a beautiful, fun girl wants to spend more time with me. We get to her house and there’s that awkward goodbye. She leans in for a hug, and me, experiencing an autistic fit the likes of which the universe has never before seen, backs up a step, extends my hand, and shakes this girls hand. I then say “See you around sometime” and walk away. Needless to say she never talked to me again.
Nyx Polarkitty 1 month ago
You earned a sub at listen to my nipples, that's the weirdest shit I've heard all day.
Vatablous Devil 1 month ago
holy fuck. I found your channel from a video my friend sent, expecting you to have like 10k subs. well now count me as another to the 3mil.
Yellow Marshmellow 1 month ago
that's a big oof
Tanee Dabney 1 month ago
Fucking god like!
Turbo Soggy 1 month ago
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pin alina 1 month ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahha 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂I can’t haahahah
Sam Gomez 1 month ago
His worst flirting experience is like every conversation I have
Towards the Sea 1 month ago
Yeah this is me
MusicMan Playlist 1 month ago
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My Name Is Cartet 1 month ago
Bastard made me laugh super hard late at night and I woke up my family
DRXNK 1 month ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD MY SOULD BURNS HAHSHDBGKGJDBC
DRXNK 1 month ago
can I tickle your penis with another 2$ on Livestream?
Delali A. 1 month ago
Bruh.YOU ACTUALLY SAID THAT TO HER AFTER SHE BASICALLY SAID SHE WOULD FUCK YOU
Wise 1 month ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDD My life in a nutshell thought
NewKasmir 1 month ago
Seems you always sound like a troglodyte on sleeping pills
Senna 1 month ago
Someone make a sans animation of this
flame object shows /and more 1 month ago
Sans plays overwatch
Euc 1 month ago
What the fuck was that closing statement
Broeckchen 1 month ago
I'm crying a girl went dude please close your mouth and come home with me for a hookup and your response was are sure you want me for that because I'm horrible let me demonstrate
i hate my profile picture 1 month ago
Just reading the fucking title makes me remember all the horrible memories I had to endure
Sherman Rod 1 month ago
Goddamn , you're like 21st century Edgar Allen Poe.
Keandre Schrag 1 month ago
I subbed cuz u got a sexy voice
Mustafa Al Ghanimi 1 month ago
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Legomo The Memelord 1 month ago
Rip the old symmetra beam 😣
Joseph Payne 1 month ago
i cant flirt but i can provide months of facts you dont need, and if a girl cant find value in that i dont need her
Free Real Estate 1 month ago
Thank you😂 this fucking gave me an erection
Gibus Oni 1 month ago
Can we type F for our Fallen Comrade. *F*
Marcelo Cruz 1 month ago
I can see myself on your place
DuKnDonut 1 month ago
I didn’t hear nipples.
Oreo Onyx 2 months ago
Holy shit XD
Unicorn Flamingo :3 2 months ago
lol M4TTER is watching this
BigBadWildDrunkz 2 months ago
My friend I feel you. I was chilling with this girl hanging out in the woods playing guitar for everybody. My friends and I went to fish and obviously I was trying to impress the girl. I went away for something and when I came back, to my nearly virginal surprise, she came to get me alone. I then asked he if she wanted to fuck. It was dead quiet the whole way back to the fishing spot. Incels unite. We will sperg our way to the heavens.
Elyas Halwachi 2 months ago
mute the gameplay
alejandro yubero 2 months ago
ouch
Jessi Roberts 2 months ago
colorful vocabulary
KeeferMadness 2 months ago
Names are exchanged, I instantly forget their names This suddenly got way too real for me
Sgt. Pepper 2 months ago
i really hope this happened
NoCopyrightMusic 2 months ago
This is one of the most uncomfortable thing I've had to listen to for a while LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
REED SMITH 2 months ago
dude. i love you
OscarB Reacts 2 months ago
are these scripted? XD
shadow army games 2 months ago
OscarB Reacts nope
Ixacey 2 months ago
get the fuck away from me you creepy homunkulous
Retro Progress 2 months ago
Where I'm from you always shake hands at first. Obviously it's not a solid job interview handshake, but more of a let me grab your princess hand handshake, but still. I dont think thats that bad.
MadCatkitten 11 2 months ago
😂😂😂😂😂
theshinyumbreon 38 2 months ago
it's sans undertale
Donna Anderton 2 months ago
IM JAY STATION IS THE BEST
John Peterson 2 months ago
I was in a nightclub with my mates “dancing” (two stepping like a shuffling child predator) and a girl came up to me, I can’t remember if she was good looking I was so drunk she could have been a direct descendant of the elephant man and I’d have put my peepee in her chocolate starfish, but she said specifically to me, ‘don’t dab, two guys have already done this and it’s super awkward’ so me being a black-belt in autism I immediate dab thinking it’s super funny. She walked off cover her eyes with her hands as not only my friends but the whole bar start laughing awkwardly at me. I dash into a different room and have myself some shots until I black out and wake up in a different hotel to the one I had booked for the week (no not in someone else room I must have paid for it for some reason) and all my friends remember and still tease me about it. Anyway hope you don’t keep yourself up at night about it like I still do
Shitpostingsanvich 2 months ago
If I were a woman I would find that hot
Geir Mitskog 2 months ago
Aye dude you live in Austin?
MAGIC VINCE911 2 months ago
simply. glorious
Lebron is the Goat 2 months ago
NIGGA WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF IM SPEECHLESS
Nox Box 2 months ago
A true shit storm
Super Saiyan Moses 2 months ago
u get farther than me. subbed btw
Caleb V 2 months ago
Top notch story, just brilliant.
BioShock55Airsoft 2 months ago
This is how I talk to literally everyone
ThatGuyUKnow000 2 months ago
Feels bad
Mateo de la Piedra 2 months ago
why did he change his username? sorry im new
Samugremus 2 months ago
The God of Cringe has blessed another poor normie soul
Gaming Griffin 2 months ago
Wtf
TheDapperTurkey 2 months ago
So am I the only person that literally never loses sleep over embarrassing stuff ?
Manne Östling 2 months ago
yes
JSabourin 2 months ago
I am.so sorry for you
Kalostudi 2 months ago
This is every interaction with any woman I've ever had 😢
A Hypocrite 2 months ago
/b/ lol
Stonehill Productions 2 months ago
What? I always shake girls' hands. How else am i supposed to greet them??
Manne Östling 2 months ago
You don't
XJ Luke 2 months ago
Somebody needs to make a biopic of your life
Scythe 2 months ago
you should write poetry
Connor Melendez 2 months ago
Dude im a fresh puber. Only 14, pee grew 2 i inches this yee. But you inspire meh to be myself
Webby's Ninja 2 months ago
I'm here for Smite.
Kass 3 months ago
what the hell charlie i could never survive this
BlueJacketsArt 3 months ago
“We exchange small talk, Names were given, I instantly forget their names.” Same buddy I forget names instantly too
Liam The Llama 2 months ago
BlueJacketsArt I forget names faster than the speed of light, even if they’re said multiple times
The Outcasts 3 months ago
Oof
Pop Tap 3 months ago
Thought thumbnail was fortnite
Error 404 3 months ago
Kill me, please?
Kira Moazaka 3 months ago
I dont know why but I feel physical pain from this
Commander Kat 3 months ago
*r/incel*
OneFourFive 3 months ago
A masterpiece in storytelling.
Mr. Taco 3 months ago
Hey sans
Q 3 months ago
Remember when you took that buzzfeed quiz and said Who would want the power to be able to forget anything they wanted?
James Perez 3 months ago
mY ANUS BECAME THE UNIVERSE
Timothy Harris 3 months ago
Pretty damn awkward but I think I can match it. Probably. Maybe. I was flirting with this hot Babe on Snapchat not too far back. We were hitting it up pretty good when my weird, kinky-as-all-living-breathing-sentient-personified-anthropomorphic-ass decides to flirt. I tell her that I love her and that I wish I could see her in real life. And she says the same. Alright. Not too shabby. But here's where I fuck up. I, NO JOKE tell her, word for word that, I guess the thought of you grinding your big, round, Latina ass against a certain organ of mine that works alongside the kidneys will have to do for now! Her response: That made me uncomfortable. One of the WORST moments of my entire miserable, pathetic, POS life. Needless to say I was embarrassed beyond all fucking belief.:(
BleachShippu5678 3 months ago
I'm 2 years late to this party but the first thing I ever said to the girl I liked in high school out of pure nervousness was I'm gonna marry you one day. Our wedding is in April.
qwerasd liop 6 days ago
Are u guys married now??!!!
Tekashi 1 month ago
The girl I had a crush on in middle school offered me a seat next to her and I said no I moved to another state days after that and I never heard from her again.
Pansty 3 months ago
Lmao i went threw something like this last year