Bad Flirt

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Bad Flirt

This is the greatest flirting of All Time

Comments to the video: Bad Flirt

Brodey S 3 hours ago
He is so fucking good at storytelling
Gary Laudermilk 9 hours ago
I don't see any problem with what you said other than she didn't drop her panties immediately
kitten MAN 301 23 hours ago
envelope adheesive how do they work
Rob Burgundy 2 days ago
BIGMOIST
wolfplays 3 days ago
I have the exact same problem
HighElder 4 days ago
lmao
Nuno Sheppard 5 days ago
You should went for the kill and ate the pussy
Dylan Thomas 5 days ago
If it was anyone else I would not believe you one bit. But I could high key see u saying that lmao
Nani_ _Shqiptar 6 days ago
I'm dead
Doovlin Doov 6 days ago
*You Should Write a Book About This*
Kamron Dionisio 7 days ago
He sounds like he’s yawning and talking at the same time it’s amazing.
Kylie The Robot 7 days ago
1:17 thought this was a creepy pasta story for a sec
Goku Black 8 days ago
Sit down and listen to my nipples I'm using this in normal conversations XD
Ryan Mackay 9 days ago
You talk like your permanently yawning.
Kage 13 days ago
This story reminds me of how I ended my first dance by giving my date a handshake. Middle school me was even more of a chump than current me.
STOTTINMAD 13 days ago
You madman
Joshua Smith 13 days ago
For a guy that tells stories over footage of a video game, I'm not surprised at all to hear you suck with girls.
Raiden6198 13 days ago
Bro, I feel you more than you feel I feel you.
Luke 66 14 days ago
He talks like an author feel like I’m listening to a audio book
Adrian madns 15 days ago
5:00 im dead😂😂💀💀💀
Zapt5454 15 days ago
jesus
Lewis Sowerby 15 days ago
Still better than me
HentaiSenpai 16 days ago
4:00 holy fucking shit I love you cr1t
Emily Lang 16 days ago
The vocabulary he uses it like 😂 I’m literally lmfao
Glen Whitney 17 days ago
There are not words to how truly amazing and captivating that was!
emily 17 days ago
cr1tikal can eat my pussy for a little bit
Josh williams 19 days ago
Wow. I'm new to the channel so I don't know what goes on here exactly, but God dam this is some HORRIBLE overwatch gameplay.
Robert Boydston 19 days ago
My anus was becoming the universe
mari2334 19 days ago
OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂
Master Roshi 20 days ago
“My anus was becoming the universe”
Samuel H. 21 days ago
Oh my god you are so funny man xD
ErgonomicChair 21 days ago
I was covering my face and trying to get away from your words, PHYSICALLY escape your story. Oh my god.
Xaevryn 22 days ago
Goddamn. I love you, man.
Johnny Cox 22 days ago
Damn dude, she literally threw pussy at you!!
Beardo TV 22 days ago
you are a wonderful writer
Marko Milo 23 days ago
my similar story lmao: same thing happened to me and i'll never ever forget hahahahah. I have no confidence and utterly lack the capacity to understand social cues in any aspect. So one night a random unbelievably gorgeous chick (yes, actually that gorgeous) and i were outside as the pub was starting to close; and after 15 minutes we start talking about the best random hookups we've each had on nights out (granted i havent had that many). She then eventually faces me and we lock eyes, and she goes to me too bad i didn't hook up with any tonight i could literally hook up with anyone right now (VERBATIM.). To then which i respond back and say yeah same, lets hope you do haha.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and once i got home to bed i fucking then realised exactly what she meant and couldn't sleep for the rest of the night as i angrily tossed and turned and had spits of rage in shame of how fucking utterly utterly stupid i am and how that easily went over my head. this still triggers me two years later and kills me lol.
Emmanuel martinez 23 days ago
UT As in UT Tyler?
ishan choudhury 23 days ago
did this guy get his name from a generator, i did it for fun once, getting critikal (penguinz0), i searched to see if it was an actual youtube name and now im here
Justin DeLoach 24 days ago
WHATS UP EVERYBODY ITS CRITICAL AND I MADE IT TO 2.5M SUBS BY BITCHING AND TAKING FAT DONO'S OFF FORTNITE LIVESTREAMS IM SOOOOOOFUCKINGSPECIAL
Johnboat Walwis 25 days ago
Back in my days we just looked at each other
Korina Hrabric 26 days ago
How do i contact this guy?
Korina Hrabric 26 days ago
Hi can you answer please
Fire_Tiger 84 26 days ago
Fucking poetry 1:17
Yareli Anaya 26 days ago
Your voice is sexy 😂
GibAdam 27 days ago
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life deadass
Arian Farahani 27 days ago
you should be a writer
Soshidow 27 days ago
Wow.
Anthony Rosales 28 days ago
That diva ult
JACOB HER25 29 days ago
Ya voice so deep
Madudebro Uchiha 29 days ago
Subscribed because i hate ali-a. Oh and yea i can relate to being a horrible flirt lol.
ThatOne Guy 29 days ago
guys I am being completely serious I have never laughed so hard in my life I was just listening to a podcast and then autoplay gave me this and I said why not BUT this is not my first video I've seen I have actually been listening since about a week ago and I am now hooked I literally will be watching every single one of this man's videos so if you people would like to give some words of encouragement to watch all of them but anyways love this man! bye bye!
Elijah Flick 1 month ago
You should write a book or something. Your vocabulary is 👌
Devin2savage 1 month ago
What if she really did get a call and she actually loved the words you said
Shannon Giasson 1 month ago
LMFAO
Johnny Thomas 1 month ago
Idk why this was in my mentions but this was the funniest shit i ever heard 😂😂😂
Kapkanrss 1 month ago
You’re awesome
Alex Rodriguez 1 month ago
I can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed so damn hard
TBoy here 1 month ago
2:30 is that korean I see?
Makaronee 1 month ago
*jazz music stops*
Raymond 1 month ago
CRITIKAL I LITERALLY LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
Motsognir 1 month ago
Should have just fucked his friends sister
Heema Galab 1 month ago
Talking to ladies is a challenge especially if she cute
Hyper Nova 1 month ago
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT
Ryan Spedding 1 month ago
That was amazing.
It's Telestic 1 month ago
Is that Anthony sullivan
Essex 37 1 month ago
Your like a Edgar Allan Poe mixed with HP. Lovecraft in a akward 12 year old kid
CommanderFreedom 1 month ago
Ahh, 2016. When the word awkward was used instead of Euughhh cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe being thrown around as a substitute for every other word in every sentence. The good old days
ryan mcconnell 1 month ago
oh my god dude, holy fuck man
Brody Miller 1 month ago
Was it at the rathskeller
Troilus Maximus 1 month ago
5:05 what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?
rDk2048 1 month ago
*snap* oh my lads, all ur comments r going in my cringe compilation!
Educated Psycho 1 month ago
4:08 to 4:22 he turned into morty
jay tee 1 month ago
Leafy clone shitass slap head
TMPR the Tartist 1 month ago
At least you offered to eat her pussy, like a gentleman
OreoZSUK 1 month ago
Sans?
Warrcoww 1 month ago
I’m sorry this happened to you Cr1tikal, I hope you’ll find it in your heart to forgive yourself one day, cause Almighty God knows I never will
MsDestroyer900 1 month ago
I can flirt, but getting past that i have nothing to say but. um, you praise slifer too?
Sage 1 month ago
Lol you telling a story like writing a book so much detail lol
Yung [B]oi 1 month ago
Hey! Get the fuck away from me you creepy humonculus! XD
Aaron Rainbolt 1 month ago
I refuse to believe you said that to her
Shrigga _ 1 month ago
Maybe that wingman is your person
Justin E 1 month ago
Holy shit, I actually almost died from laughter AND cringe. That story was beautiful, my man.
Davideo Jockey 2 months ago
Dude with that voice she could just drop dead sleeping.fuck i gotta use your vids to help me fall asleep
Pants Hobo Beavcoon 2 months ago
the tism takes another.
Amarie Sanders 2 months ago
The man's a poet
AkitoHayama01 2 months ago
You made my shitty day
Mark Pfeifer 2 months ago
im not sure how I found this video but im fucking subbing. PLEASE have more stories like this. Fucking Gold.
jed harper 2 months ago
you have a way with words sir
John Smith 2 months ago
I miss this Era of Cr1t
J The Tracer main 2 months ago
Doesn’t amaze me.you’re playing Symmetra
Kyle Mosley 2 months ago
Love how this guy just used homunculus in his vocabulary
UrN0Daisy 2 months ago
yes.
stairwell for kids 2 months ago
UT as in university of tennessee?
kaleel campbell 2 months ago
Sooooo much spaghetti my dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Angry Cat 2 months ago
I'm sorry but all I can hear is sans
Hi Hi 2 months ago
are you the guy from the butter love???!
TheTowerDark 2 months ago
Oh boy,for every possible commercial that could come before your monetized content I got a gweedo lookin fuckboi telling me my ex was a lying whore and I didn du nuffin. Curation is a thing on YouTube amongst content creators right?.
metaphysical meme 2 months ago
>be Cr1kital >get girls
Vladi Robov 2 months ago
Wow now i wanna know her😂
vladphd 2 months ago
That shame and misery that you experienced at the time shaped you, in a way that you may or may not have wanted. Is either all bad towards an eventual good or no risk assumed, but with no risk there is no reward. Admirable effort from her tho