Stop motion studio tours are a dirty job, but someBendy's gotta do it! BUY THE SONG ➤ BEHIND THE SCENES ➤ STORYBOARD VERSION ➤ === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! === LYRICS: Come, get a look! It’s nothing like you’ve seen! It’s my trendy new Bendy Ink Machine! So amazing it’s crazy! Believe me, it’s true! Allow me to show What my Ink Machine can do! Come take a peek, Cause nothing else compares! There’s no fee, so feel free To stop and stare! From the spout to the sprockets And the bits in between, I’m in love with my ink machine! Such simple work, It’s practically obscene That I’d choose not to use My Ink Machine! Twice the speed, half the work, in a third of the time! Convenience so genius, It ought to be a crime! Waste’s at a low, Efficiency is high! Every load’s up to code And certified! Sure, there’s kinks, quirks, and hiccups, But they’re far-flung between! Nonetheless, I still think the Best of my Ink Machine! How could one resist this Perfectly pristine Eco-friendly, Patent-pending Bendy Ink Machine! Here’s to my new Ink-credible machine! Overclocked! Fully stocked! And squeaky clean! No device is as safe, Nor as sleek in design! No chap’s apparatus has half the class of mine! See top-end tech And luxury combined! It’s indeed guaranteed To blow your mind! It can speak for itself, If you know what I mean! It’s my praised and reputed- -ink not included- -exclusive Ink Machine!
Nugget, Monty, Cindy, Jerome, Lily, Buggs, and You, take on Ms. Applegate and The Janitor in this silly musical about the game, Kindergarten. Get the Song ➤ === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR!
Fran Bow is committed to finding Mr. Midnight. Or, at least, she's committed. More Miss Bird ► iTunes ► Bloopers ► Amazon ► === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: I've seen a world unlike any you’ve seen, full of creatures who’ve been in my dreams~ I know a pain like you wouldn’t believe, one that rips me apart at the seams! “Take your pills, Fran!” “Just lie still, Fran!” Is that dead girl me? “Fran Bow!” “Fran Bow!” “None of this is real!” So they tell me. Shall we see what these reveal? I hear Itward’s whispers echo in my mind… It’s a perfect time to die Finding Mr. Midnight. I’ve seen the end of a number of lives; And I wonder if I caused a few… Am I ghost? Is my heart made of wood? Is that blood on my hands from me or you? I hear voices… All these noises… Are my choices gone? “Fran Bow!” “Fran Bow!” “Puppet on a string!” You can taunt me, haunt me- It won’t change a thing. Because Itward’s whispers echo in my mind… It’s a perfect time to die Finding Mr. Midnight. Every memory is a mystery or lie… Tears well from the blood in my eyes… “Fran Bow! Fran Bow!” “How’d your parents die?” You won’t trust me; just be- -ware the shadow’s lies. He’ll surround you, drown you! Bury you alive! But you’ll shake him, break him each time you survive. So let Itward’s whispers echo in your mind… It’s a perfect time to die… Finding Mr. Midnight.
Buy the T-Shirt ► iTunes ► Amazon ► Learn more about YANDERE SIMULATOR from its official blog: Bloopers ► A HUGE special thanks to Yandere Dev for allowing us to do this song, and for lending us his voice as well! Thanks also to Mom0ki for voicing Midori-chan () and SRealms for Midori-chan's character art () We've been dying to make a Yandere Simulator song (literally!) SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! CAST: Ayano Aishi/Yandere-Chan ► Sparrow Rayne () Taro Yamada/Senpai ► Nathan Sharp aka NateWantsToBattle () Osana Najimi/Mei Mio ► Morgan Want () Info-chan ► Gwen Saltzman () Kuu Dere ► Aleu Moana () Kokona Haruka ► Emma Goddard () Oka Ruto ► Kaela Berry () Budo Masuta ► David King () Midori Gurin ► Jen Zhang () Daku Atsu► John Moralis Pompador Hair ► AJ Pinkerton Haruto Yuto ► Jonathan Fung Teacher ► Rob Nelson Sweeping Man ► Scott Leverett () Support from UniG33k ► Katasku & AniYoshi () Lyrics: There he is, my one and only Senpai! (Say hi to Senpai!) He's my future boyfriend. He just doesn't know it yet. (Spring it on Senpai!) I'd tell him all my feelings, all the thoughts I've been concealing, but it sounds so unappealing that I sweat. a lot. Every day, my favorite subject's Senpai! (A+ at Senpai!) I could sit and study him for hours at a time! (Sounds kind of boring!) His eyes! His hair! His derrier! It's crazy and yet I don't care! And I swear one day I'll finally make him mine! Who is that cute little student there and why is she touching his arm? If she puts moves on my Senpai, then I'll have to cause her harm! Maybe I should clean up this body, or just dump it into the trash! Senpai could never love her cause we're such a perfect match! Everywhere that he goes, I'll be there and he won't know! Am I mad? Maybe so, but I love to sniff his clothes. Then I'll make him agree he's my blushing boy-to-be! In the end, all my friends will then see. Senpai notice me! Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai. (Don't look at Senpai!) Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat. (Doesn't sound friendly.) I promise not to hurt her, just to frame her for a murder. She's a Senpai-stealing, sultry little brat. I think. Almost noon and no sign of my Senpai. (Hurry up, Senpai!) Could it be he's making out with her behind my back?! (This could get ugly!) Let's offer her a shower, then we'll turn off all the power, That should sour things and get us back on track! Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets my cell phone shoved up their skirt! Talking to my Senpai is not an option, unless you want to be hurt. Why is everybody a bit uneasy when I pull out this sharp knife? I am not a killer or psycho; I am Senpai's future wife! Is this fate? Is this stress? Is this Yandere duress? Or obsession? Possession? It's anybody's guess. All I know is this school's full of murder-making tools. It's uncanny, but dandy for me! Senpai- drank this drink! (Lemonade, I think!) Senpai ate this fruit! (Just a bite or two.) Senpai blew his nose! (That's a little gross.) Senpai wore this bathing suit! Senpai called this phone! (You just took her phone.) Senpai shaved this hair! (But it's not from there.) Senpai left this note! (What was that he wrote?) Senpai wore this underwear! Don't you wave! Don't you stare! Don't you act like you don't care! Touch my Senpai; I swear I will maul you like a bear! I'm not weird, or a creep- Though I watch my Senpai sleep. I'm not lovesick; I just want to see. Senpai notice me!
The animatronics weren't on their best behavior while filming. Neither was Markiplier! Watch the original video here -- === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR!
iTunes ► Amazon ► Watch the Sequel ► FEATURING: Markiplier () Dodger () David King ( This video was shot at the YouTube Space House of Horrors with @Legendary Entertainment. Check out Geek & Sundry's Halloweek playlist for the spookiest videos on YouTube: === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: CHAPTER 54, PAGE ONE-HUNDRED AND FIVE: CREATE A HELLHOUND ANTIDOTE AND KEEP YOUR VICTIM ALIVE! IT SAYS TO COVER ONE EYE BALL. AND THE OTHER ONE, TOO. WHAT FOR? THAT'S WHAT THE BOOK SAYS TO DO! WE’LL NEED A PILE OF RAISINS AND A MAGICAL WORD. I LIKE TO USE THE TERM, LINGUINE, CAUSE IT’S PRETTY ABSURD! AND ONCE WE’VE FOUND OURSELVES SOME RAISINS, POUR THEM INTO A SHOE! THEN FLICK YOUR EAR! THAT’S WHAT THE BOOK SAYS TO DO! WE HAVE TO IRON A CACTUS! STICK A BEE IN YOUR NOSE! AND THEN WE’LL EAT A PLATE OF FLAPJACKS! DRAW SOME FACES ON TOES! WE’LL ALL HOLD HANDS UNTIL THEY’RE SWEATY! WE’LL PRETEND WE CAN FLY! AND IF WE DON’T. WE’LL DIE! I MADE THAT PART UP. NOW YOU TAKE A CREEPY BABY DOLL AND SHAKE IT ALL AROUND! THEN YOU SHRIEK LIKE A WEASEL WHILE YOU FLAIL ON THE GROUND! AND ONCE WE’VE DONE THAT FOR TWO HOURS, THROW THAT BABY DOWN THE STAIRS, THEN WE’LL HIT EACH OTHER WITH METAL CHAIRS! I’M HAVING SECOND GUESSES ’BOUT THIS SPELL-CASTING STUFF. OKAY, I FOUND A COUPLE TUTUS- THAT'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH! NEXT WE’LL SCATTER SOMEONE’S ASHES AS WE THROW A PARADE! AND THEN WE’LL SIT AND HAVE A SEANCE WHILE WE’RE PLAYING OLD MAID! WEAR A BIG HAT! DRINK FROM THIS JAR! NONE OF THIS SONG MAKES SENSE SO FAR! I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S UP TO, BUT IT’S CERTAINLY WEIRD- HE KEEPS ASKING FOR TOENAILS- AND A LEPRECHAUN BEARD! I DON’T THINK WE SHOULD TRUST HIM. HE’S COMPLETELY INSANE- AND ALL THE NONSENSE WE’RE DOING SEEMS EXPRESSLY INANE. WE SHOULD TOTALLY KILL HIM! YEAH, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT. I MEAN, HE LOOKS PRETTY PUNY- WON'T BE MUCH OF A FIGHT! WE CAN SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM! DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART! DO YOUR WORST! LADIES FIRST! IF YOU WON’T IMPALE HIM, THEN ENIS WILL START A NEW VERSE! WE GOTTA WHITTLE A PICKLE! EAT SOME PARMESAN CHEESE! AND THEN WE’LL ALL WATCH A MOVIE- OH NO, NOT THE BEES! AND NEXT, WE TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE! SUMMON HELLBEASTS FROM SPACE! AND THEN, WHEN THE PORTAL CLOSES, PULL HIS SLEEVE UP TO EXPOSE HIS WOUNDED ARM. AND. KISS. YOUR. FRIEND’S DEAD FACE! LET’S EXPEL OUR SPACE-BOUND HELLBEASTS, THEN WE’LL TAKE OUT THE TRASH! WE’LL WATCH A FLICK AND EAT SOME CHEESE AND CUT A PICKLE AND DASH- -INSIDE TO PLAY KAZOO AND WEAR A HAT! USE METAL CHAIRS LIKE BASEBALL BATS! AND FLAIL AND FLY AND PAINT ALL YOUR TOES! WE’LL EAT SOME FLAPJACKS AND STICK BEES IN YOUR NOSE! TO GRAB A SHOE TO FILL WITH SNACKS AND FLICK YOUR EAR WITH SNEAK ATTACKS AND SCREAM LINGUINE TO THE MAX SO HERE IT GOES!
Everybody's hungry for something and Pac-Man hasn't a ghost of a chance! iTunes: Amazon: CAST RECORDING: === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: Hi, good evening! Pleased to meet you, my name's Blinky. I'm here to dine upon your brains til' you are dead. So now if you wouldn't mind, Just stand still for a short time While I feast upon your tasty yellow head. Hey buddy, Take it easy! Please don't eat me! I got a Missus and a kid at home to feed. Well, I'll see what I can do, But I just may eat them, too! You wouldn't hold out on a hungry ghost in need. So I'll put you in this pot And then I'll fasten on the top, And at the end, I'll eat you up! Hey guys! What's going on? Ooh Pac-Man! My favorite! There's nothing so delectable as Pac-Man, Full of flavorful sensation and succulence! Be he spicy, sour, or sweet, Je dis toujours bon appetit! Sautee, flambe, and marinade- Piece de resistance! I'm just a bit too busy to be dinner. I got 240 dots I need to munch. But I'm hungry as a horse. I can't wait for second course! I'll just have to have myself an early lunch! I'll slice and dice and chop Until you're minced up yellow slop, And at the end, I'll eat you up! Sweet! A Pac-Man! I call dibs! Hey, I've already made my reservations! I'd love a Pac-Man salad-- extra Pac, please! Or a side of Pac-Man fries and ketchup Pacs! Um, I think this Pac-Man's mine. No he's not! Look at the time! Guess I'll be going-- --Straight down my digestive tract! We could roast him! We could grill him! We could bake him! We could cake him! We could season him with--- Parsley! Pepper! Nuts! We'll cook Pacman as we please! He looks like a talking cheese! And when we're done, we'll eat him up! First we baste him. Brown and braise him. Honey glaze him. Then we taste him! Then we'll eat him up! Dah!
Tattletail's got some mommy issues. iTunes ► Get the Plushie ► Bloopers ► Starring SPARROW RAYNE! ► === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Lyrics Did I make a grave mistake? I don't know what to do. Heart is racing; who's she chasing? Is it me or you? Hush now, quiet! Close nearby, it's heading right this way. Piercing eyes and fangs the size of knife blades built to slay. (Don't hide from Mama, she knows where you are) Come on, hurry! Aren't you worried? Mama's come to play! (Don't run from Mama! You won't get too far!) Palms are sweating, Brow is getting Damp with perspirant fear. Hands are shaking, Why's this taking so long? Mama's here! The pitter and patter of feet! You cannot elude me, my sweet! No, don't do this! Please pull through this! I can't charge you now. What's that scraping? No escaping! Must you be awkwardly loud? (All the children tried to hide, but Mama could not be defied.) (Turn the page and hear the tale of Mama's talking Tattletail.) Terror, Trauma, No More Mama! Terror, Trauma, No More Mama! Terror, Trauma, No More Mama! (No more running.) Terror, Trauma, No More Mama! (Mama's coming!)
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iTunes ► Amazon ► Bloopers ► Sparrow Rayne ► The Propmaster's Handbook ► Vhinfy ► Lyrics ► Welcome to Vault Sixty-Eight, a place that could use a woman's touch. One lady plus a thousand men to play with, but it seems I may have played with them too much. Please save me from Vault Forty-Three! A panther's been put here by mistake! It's wild and it's vicious, and thinks I smell delicious! Good thing Vault tech's unlikely to break- So seal the door and stay inside 'Til hope's no more and all your dreams have died! Yes, life in vaults is quite a curse, but Vault-Tec tells us all the fallout's surely worse! Greetings, my Vault Dweller friends! I'm king and commander of this vault! You may say I'm just a lonely psycho, but if I kill you, it's all the puppet's fault. I'm Gary from Vault One-Oh-Eight. That's Gary, also Gary. They're my clones. There used to be non-Garies, but things got a little hairy. Now I'm stuck here with these Garies all alone! So seal the door and lock it tight! There's Ghouls galore and ghastly things that bite! We're safe from all nuclear assault! So just surrender all your aspirations, and embrace exasperation with your newfound life inside a vault! And the fallout's surely worse!
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iTunes: Amazon: Also available on Spotify & Google Play Eevee will make your dreams come true. Provided you have enough Gym Badges, of course. Bloopers: Starring: Dodger ( & ) With: Dave Bloom Justin La Torre () Devon Chenoweth Sam Janes Colleen Hur Jordin Overton Sparrow Stransky Jon Courtot Angi Viper () Shawn Bean Sara Bartelt Anna Bartelt AJ Pinkerton () Peter Srinivasan () David King Matt Holley Cinematography: Daniel Valentine Assistant Camera: Justin Vivian Wardrobe: Angi Viper () Hair: Sparrow Stransky Filmed at BEX BAR & GRILL, Lancaster, CA === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: I MAY BE NORMAL, BUT I'M NO AVERAGE GIRL~ THERE'S NO ONE LIKE ME IN THIS POKEMON WORLD~ SO CHOOSE ME, BABY! COME ON, GIVE ME A WHIRL~ I'LL BE. YOUR. --HEART! YOUR SOUL! YOUR DIAMOND AND PEARL! THEY SAY AN EEVEE IS A TRAINER'S BEST FRIEND~ A BALL OF VERSATILE FLUFF~ YOU CAN MAKE ME FIT YOUR FAVORITE TREND~ BE IT FIRE, ICE, OR.OTHER STUFF. I CAN EVOLVE TO MATCH MOST ANY TASTE~ THE PURRRFECT FIT FOR YOUR TEAM! USE A STONE! SHOW SOME LOVE! I CAN FIT LIKE FURRY GLOVES! THEN YOU'LL SEE! THAT I CAN BE! WHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO BE! SOME LIKE IT HOT, SOME LIKE IT WET! SOME LOVE THE SHOCK- I'M YOURS TO CHANGE. EVOLVE ME DAY AND NIGHT-- (WATCH OUT, I BITE~) I'LL SATISFY YOUR NEEDS, NO MATTER HOW STRANGE. SO CHOOSE ME, BABY! PLEASE DON'T LEAF ME BEHIND! I GUARANTEE I'M YOUR TYPE! ~AND I. MAY PLAY COLD, BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T MIND, AND I ENJOY A ~TRIPLE POKEMON FIGHT~ COME BE MY MASTER; I'M YOUR DREAM WORLD COME TRUE! I GOT A LOT OF E-X-P! I LOVE COMPETING (AND SOME BREEDING.) I'M THE POKEMON THAT YOU'RE NEEDING! I'LL BE YOUR SYLVEON~ I'M YOUR CHARMING POKEMON! I'LL BE. WHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO BE!
Team Harmony convinces the leaders of Instinct, Mystic, and Valor to (Pokemon) go to group therapy. iTunes ► BLOOPERS ► Pokémon Go Let's Play ► Another Pokémon Go Song ► Harmony ► Spark ► Candela ► Blanche ► Jesse ► James ► Lyrics (Blanche, Candela, Spark, Harmony): No need to battle; be friends! No need to squabble; make amends! Whether you're red or yellow, or you're blue, Colors can't define how I treat you! Show compassion and you'll see- why the world could use extra harmony! No matter what team you're on, We're all catching Pokémon! So let all the hate begone; let's be a team full of harmony! There's no need to throw shade through memes. Cause that's only done by weaker teams! And why cry salty tears from losing gyms? No need to be butthurt at teams that win! No one likes a try-hard hack, More than you and that dumbell dudebro Muk-sack! I think you all got it wrong;We're singing a friendship song!So let all the hate be gone;let's bea team full of harmony- You're trashy and mean!You never deserved a team!You're a demon goblin,and you're a fridgid queen! HEY. THIS ISN'T THE SONG I PLANNED.AND YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF HAND.SO BUTTON YOUR PIE HOLES ANDLET'S BEA TEAM FULL OF HARMONY! I don't like the team you're on. I hate all your Pokémon. But we can still get alongAnd bea team full of harmony.
Which type of Smash Bros. player are you? Tell us in the comments! iTunes: BLOOPERS: Also Starring: Midnight Marinara - Ports Center - SparrowRayne - === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Lyrics: Since the '64, I've been in love with Smash Bros! I know every item, stage and trophy, too! I even leveled up a set of sweet Amiibo to play against when I play Smash Bros (Wii) U! When I play Smash, I only play for Glory. I tend to favor Melee, yes, it's true. But since I typically stick to Stock, and the GameCube game pads rock, I'm getting super hyped for Smash Bros. (Wii) U! Because We love to Smash our friends in Super Smash Bros! Though I think Master Hand is better than Tabuu. (Wait, who?) Whether it's beating a team of hacks- -Or maybe spamming some cheap attacks- We can agree that we love Smash Bros. (Wii) U! I was best of all the players in my high school. I'm invincible as Fox or Pikachu! Oh, and I also know a hundred million combos! And I can Wave Dash- AGH! NO! SCREW YOU!!! I don't know how to play! I'm pushing buttons! I don't recall precisely what they do. I guess I'll stick with Down and B; I only play this at parties. I'm pretty horrible at Smash Bros. (Wii) U! And yet We're totally addicted to Smash Brothers! We may have a small obsession- Or tattoo! (SO COOL.!) And even though I may be worst- And I would NORMALLY get first- No game's the same as playing Smash Bros. U! Nobody ever gives up their controller. I'd love to join a Smash Bros. round or two. But I'm eternally that guy Nobody wants to give a try. ( Hey! Wanna join? Smash Bros. now supports up to 8 players. ) ( Really? ) -that mode's exclusively for Smash Bros. (Wii) U! Now we all can play together at Smash Brothers! I can kill my friends until my thumbs are black and blue! That blue lady! Little Mac! GUYS, MEWTWO'S COMING BACK! It's clear we all adore Smash Brothers Four - (Wii) U! Disclosure: As a participant in the Nintendo Ambassador program, we have received free product (Super Smash Bros for Wii U software and Kirby/Mario Amiibo), but no compensation. All thoughts and opinions are our own. Our experience may differ from your own.
Having fired Markiplier for what Phone Guy calls an unfortunate firearm-related incident, Freddy Fazbear's is hiring someone new for the night shift. iTunes ► Amazon ► Bloopers ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 1 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 2 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 4 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 5 ► COMPLETE FNAF MUSICAL ► NATEWANTSTOBATTLE (Himself) ► XANDER MOBUS (Freddy) ► SARAH WILLIAMS (Chica) ► AJ PINKERTON (Bonnie) ► DAVID KING (Foxy) ► === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Lyrics------ It's been seven years since I worked at this place-- --a part of my life I much regret. Saw kids burst in tears, a bear start eating a face. I tried to move on and just forget. But YouTube ad rev is terrible, SO. Hey, where's Bonnie? I haven't seen him. “Bonnie?” What could this be? It wasn't here before, it's bigger than me. Maybe it's a big box! Obviously it's full of party favors! Pickles! Ponies! Pizza! The pox!.what? Falling asleep until a phone starts ringing six inches deep beneath the mess on my desk! Why would they keep a rotten cupcake up here? Creepy and grotesque. Maybe we shouldn't touch it- Why not? It's just a shady crate! It could be corrosive- Or even explosive! And nobody knows if it's not safe! Fine, okay! Just give me a minute! I'll wrap it back up and-. uh oh. Camera's gone dead. and now I'm wondering if it's all in my head. (Yes, it's all in your head!) Bonnie, you said it’d only take a minute- Maybe it took him instead. What should we do? I'm good at panicked screeching~ Let's look for clues. Bonnie's got to be near! Chica, would you- “AAAAGH! Oh, sorry— -go look inside the kitchen. How could he just disappear. Where's she going? Screen's not showing- Could’ve sworn that camera was fixed. Foxy, can you help me? I need you, please, to tell me, where Bonnie is before it turns six- Why's Bonnie here? And why's he tied up? What's that sound in my ear? It's cause the music box stopped! Chica?! Oh dear! Watch out! He's coming for you! Good thing this door can be LOCKED- Got nowhere to run, and I've got no place to hide! Got no chance to fight or even pray! He's got to be stopped! He's too destructive to live! MRRRM-MMM-MMUGHH-MMRRM! What did he say? He said, Watch out for the fan! A little help would be great! My face is about to be filleted! Look! The Puppet is here to send him back to the crate! Hey! Look out for your strings! Ooh. Too late.
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Knowing the mouse may one day watch this Undertale video. it fills you with determination. BUY THE SONG ► ITUNES: AMAZON: BLOOPERS ► DETERMINED TO THE END ► DETERMINED TO THE END (DUET) ► Thanks to Toby Fox for a terrific game and characters. === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: We three fates of Undertale Beckon you to play! Spare our lives, or harvest our souls! It's up to you either way! Hey bud, you okay? No need to freak out or anything. It's just singing. And murder. I mean, music. Poor dear! We're here to help you! Help me what? Play Undertale! Use your love instead of your strength, to make your foes your friends! Every drop of innocent blood will change how the story ends! Though our king desires your soul, a Pacifist will see- It only takes a thoughtful Act to set all monsters free! But, like, no pressure or anything. Yeah, REAL freedom's not letting some goatmom tell you how to play. Ex-CUSE ME? Hey, if anybody's got a bone to pick, I'm sure this kid's full of them. That's not very funny. Yeah, I get that a lot. Still, you seem nice. You may slip once or twice, Who am I to judge or blame? But I guess I'll keep track Just to give you some flack at the end of the game! Talk or use silence! Try murderous violence! -I'm kidding, that's a crime. And just so you know, if you kill off my bro, then you'll have a bad time! FLOWEY: Golly, gee! That sounds really great! But let's try this instead: Let's become the angel of death, and MAKE EVERY MONSTER DEAD! Kill them all! Destroy every beast! Each woman, child and man! Genocide's my only goal! Destruction is my plan! TORIEL: (simultaneously) No! He's trying to use you, so Don't let Flowey confuse you! I Know he aims to seduce you and ruin Undertale! Stay determined! They'll guide you a- -Stray! Know that you'll be lied to! You're Brave -- I can see it inside you! I Pray you never fail! SANS: (simultaneous) Look, I'm kind of a bonehead, Not the brainiest guy. But Even goofballs like me can Read between the lines. If you want to get dunked on, I can give you a hand~ But where's the fun in a neutral run if you're not friends with Sans? FLOWEY: (simultaneously) It's kill. or be killed! That's how you play the game! It's kill. or be killed! Either way, it ends the same! Everyone you loved. Everyone you knew. Everyone will die. And they'll die because of you! None of this makes any sense to me. We three fates of Undertale Don't know what you'll do! Every path will impact us all, For better or worse. A blessing or curse. Benign or adverse. It's up to you!
Markiplier has a new job at Freddy Fazbear's. For the next few nights, anyway. iTunes ► Amazon MP3 ► Bloopers ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 2 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 3 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 4 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 5 ► COMPLETE FNAF MUSICAL ► MARKIPLIER (Himself) ► XANDER MOBUS (Freddy) ► SARAH WILLIAMS (Chica) ► AJ PINKERTON (Bonnie) ► DAVID KING (Foxy) ► Puppets created by Michael Ledoux () Music arranged by Matthew Merenda (spacetoaster.bandcamp.com) Baby I Love You performed by Raymy Krumrei === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Additional production support supplied by Katie Herbert and Kaela Berry Choir Vocals performed by Sparrow Rayne, Peter Srinivasan and AJ Pinkerton LYRICS: PHONE GUY: Hello? Hello? Hi, I’m Phone Guy! Pleasure to meet you! I’d like to leave a few quick words- Freddy’s friends can get a bit active… MARK: -blah blah blah, that’s completely absurd… CHICA: Bonnie! Freddy! Time to get ready! FREDDY: Midnight already? BONNIE: Time to play! FREDDY: Hey, I heard they hired a new guy! BONNIE: And it’s his first day! MARK: I’ll try out all the cameras to see what they do. Let’s check the animatronics- -did one of them just move? Don’t be dumb! That’s insane! Look, they’re standing all the same. Except for one… Could it be…? Bonnie’s staring right at me? BONNIE: What’s that sound? CHICA: It seems to be screaming… FREDDY: Everything’s seeming slightly strange… BONNIE: Let’s say hi! He seems a bit jumpy… MARK: How do these cameras change?! They’re heading here just to eat me! Like juicy flesh fruit! Or maybe they’ll all stuff me inside a Fazbear suit! Seal the doors! Hit the lights! FREDDY: Hey new guy, are you all right? MARK: Stay away! Leave me be! FREDDY: Don’t be scared! It’s only me! CHICA: Oh no! He sounds like he’s in trouble! CHICA: Foxy, are you there? The new guy’s trapped inside! MARK: They’re breaking down the door! CHICA: He sounds so terrified! FREDDY: Hold on, Foxy’s come to get you! MARK: Is that something in the vent?! Why’s it smell like blood and mucus?! BONNIE: That’s our natural scent! FREDDY: Hey! MARK: I need a disguise to hide in! A mask or a head! FREDDY: Hey Chica, check the kitchen! I think that camera’s dead. MARK: Don’t blink… Don’t breathe… Don’t move… Please, Foxy, leave… FREDDY: What’s he doing? BONNIE: Sealing the air vents! FREDDY: New guy, don’t! You need fresh air! MARK: Wow, I’m getting kind of loopy… At least I don’t feel- SCARED! FREDDY: Hi there! I’m Freddy! Wanna come and play? I think you’re special, in your own way! I’d love to sing a song with you! It’s my favorite thing to do, ‘cause I love you through and through! ANIMATRONICS: Come play with Freddy! Play the night away! All Freddy’s friends have come here to say We’d love to sing a song with you! It’s our favorite thing to do, ‘cause we love you through and through! SPECIAL THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING FOR SUBMITTING ALL OUR FNAF ARTWORK: _
You don't film 'FNAF the Musical' without a few mistakes. Or a ton of them, if you're Mark, Nate, Matt, or AJ. More 'FNAF Musical' Outtakes: NIGHT 1 -- NIGHT 2 -- NIGHT 3 -- NIGHT 4 -- NIGHT 5 -- BLOOD & TEARS -- WATCH THE SUPERCUT ► GET THE MUSIC ► === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR!
Buy the song on iTunes ► Sound Design Video on Maker.TV ► Buy the song on Amazon ► Watch the bloopers ► Watch the storyboards ► Coming Soon! Subscribe ► Paperboy (Justus Stebner) ► Tire Guy (AJ Pinkerton) ► Pants Guy (Peter Srinivasan) ► Crazy Lady (Sarah Williams) ► Babysitter (Katie Herbert) ► Death (Chris Stringer) ► Eisenstein (Casey Dwyer) ► The Beard (Himself) ► This is what our subscribers are like, too. LYRICS: TIRE GUY: It’s a lovely Monday morning; my ex is still asleep… I’ll take off all her tires and roll them down the street. It sounds a bit vindictive, but I swear it’s nothing new; I’ve been doing it for weeks now! Rolling wheels is what I do! PAPERBOY: Hey Mr. Johnson! Stealing your girlfriend’s wheels again? TIRE GUY: You betcha! PAPERBOY: Well, watch out! She looks pretty mad! TIRE GUY: Huh? BABYSITTER: I’m on a walk with Junior, like any other day. I’m not sure how it happened, but the baby’s rolled away! I’d positively panic, but it happened last week, too. Plus I’m just the babysitter! Losing children’s what I do. PAPERBOY: Baby’s rolling down Easy Street- BABYSITTER: Oh, that baby~! PANTS GUY: I’m tryin’a get my pants on, but they’re really freaking tight- Why I’m in the street, I haven’t got a clue… CRAZY LADY: At precisely 9:08, I come out my door and wait and leave out alluring bait for the Paperboy I hate! CAR GUY: Laying beneath cars is what I do! ROBBER: Give me all your money! And put it in this bag! I need it for my wife cause she’s a shopaholic hag! Hey, come on! Make it snappy! This ain’t no deja vu! I rob you almost daily, because robbing’s what I do- DEATH: I don’t get all this fuss- I’m just a normal guy, who takes his normal walks, and collects souls when people die. I’d love to read the funnies, or the entertainment news- ALL: I’m not that weird; it’s just a thing I do!
Phantom R may be a step ahead of the police, but he's right in time with the beat. Created by Sega Corporation and Random Encounters Entertainment. (The 15th song in Random Encounters' musical parody series!) An album version MP3 of the song is available here: As always, right click and save link as
Slenderman is a bit of a slenderchicken. Happy Halloween, Encounterers! iTunes ► Amazon ► Bloopers ► Recording Video ► Watch FNAF Musicals ► SparrowRayne ► === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! ______________________________ LYRICS: Lost in the woods with no map or compass! Left in a sea of trees! Can't find my way! I've got no reception! Where could I be? I'll head to the north- -am I facing east? I don't have the slightest clue. Better turn around, start again, face this tree and then figure out what I'm s'posed to do. Where'd my poster go? Where has it gone? Is this tree the same? I'm lost and I've lost my mind! Let's post a spare on this spot right where it's easy to find. What do I have that could leave a trail? To guide me outside the woods? How about a note that's been kissed, or a grocery list, or this meme no one understood? Wait. what?! Who's taking my pages?! Out in the woods, and I'm not alone, but the sun's quickly going down. There! In the trees! Something's stalking me! Stop walking around! 'K, just be cool! Don't be such a fool. There's nothing at all to fear. Other than the trees and the night and that beam of light, and that breathing in my ear. AGH! No, wait! Come back and save me! Why would she run? Does my breath smell bad? Or could it be something worse? Like a hex or a jinx or a wretched stink or ominous curse! Or some creepy man, with long arms and hands, whose face is as blank as death! Who follows you around and doesn't make a sound- Eh, probably it's just my breath~ Whoa, it's a map! How did this get here? And why was it on a tree? And why do I feel like a person for real is following me. YES, YOU THERE. I CAUGHT YOU. YOU'RE MINE NOW. I GOT YOU. THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM ME, YOUR SLENDER ENEMY!
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Black Mask holds a roast for the Dark Knight. With gasoline and a lighter. iTunes: Amazon: Our friends at KILL9TV helped film this musical! Watch us guest-star in their videos at FEATURING: BATMAN: Matthew Hiscox - BLACK MASK: John Anthony - CATWOMAN: Angi Viper - JOKER: AJ Pinketon - HARLEY QUINN: Sparrow Rayne - BANE: Devon Chenoweth Michael T. Coleman (voice) RIDDLER: Scott Leverett - PENGUIN: Jon Courtot POISON IVY: Sam Janes Jennifer Zhang (voice) SCARECROW: David King HUGO STRANGE: Matt Holley ORACLE: Katie Herbert RA'S AL GHUL: Peter Srinivasan - === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! --- Lyrics: You're a thorn in our sides! And a pain in the neck! You're pathetic! Like a really bad joke! Detective, you're a fool! A delusionary wreck! Come on Bats! Have a laugh! 'Till your back's finally broke! What has wings like a bat, And a brain half the size? And will die like a man, While the fires rise! You can bet on your life That tonight's just the start! Once you've bled 'till you're dead, We'll tear Gotham apart! We've been waiting for the ending of this Dark Knight! Each excruciating second of this Dark Knight! Gotham's ashes will be raining on this Dark Knight! Setting fire to this Dark Knight! Look around! All you see's Your responsibility! Take a life! Make a stand! Join the League and take command! Lighten up! Have a drink! Titan's better than you think! Gotta say, Mister J, I liked you even more that way! Face your fears! Succumb to fright! I'll terrorize your Darkest Knight! All your secrets are no more! I've blown a hole in your armory's floor! Grab a lighter, 'cause we're lighting up the Dark Knight! Celebrating the destruction of the Dark Knight! Arkham City's bringing chaos to the Dark Knight! Light the Dark Knight! Light the Dark Knight! End the Dark Knight! Kill the Dark Knight! One more chance to redeem my soul. Should I save him? I don't know. Do I trust Black Mask will pay my share? Batman needs me, but I don't care. I don't care. To the end of the Knight! I propose a toast! To the end of the Knight! And his burnt-up ghost! To the end of the Knight- Whom I've deemed insane~ We're gonna burn the bat- A.K.A. Bruce Wayne. To the end of the Knight! And his pointless life! To his gruesome death! I'm Mister J's new wife! To the end of the Knight. Make it slow~ Take delight~ It's the End- It's the End- It's the End- It's the End- It's the End! The end of the Knight!
iTunes: Amazon: JWittz, Shofu and your favorite Pokémon YouTubers team up for an epic Pokéventure! Dodger: Jwittz: MegaSteakMan: NateWantsToBattle: Shofu: === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! TRAINERS: We're on our way! First day of class! Junior Trainers! Youngster, School Boy, Beauty, Lass! Professor Oak Puts me to Sleep! Teaching TM's, I can't help but count Mareep! Gym Leaders! Poke Breeders! GARY OAK: Smell ya later, Gramps! Gonna meet our new teacher! SYCAMORE: I've a course on fighting- It's pretty darn exciting! Alas, it's all online, So it's mostly just all writing. TRAINERS: Oh I'm Gonna be a Master! Starting the semester! Learning from Professors About Pokemon! Taking all the courses! Citing all our sources! Write what Sycamore says About Pokemon! ROWAN: Looks like you worked pretty hard! F+ TRAINERS: Professor Elm Became confused- ELM: Where do these Eggs come from? I have no clue! TRAINERS: He lost his notes, Was late to class, Got jumped this morning While walking through a patch of grass! STUDENT 1: Aced Trading! STUDENT 2: F for Fainting? Should've done better, But Rowan was grading! STUDENT 3: Got a B in Berries Your Pokemon Might Carry! SYCAMORE: Tonight, you're writing papers judging Dragons versus Fairies! JUNIPER There's a Pokedex project that's due on next Monday morning. BIRCH: Try tossing apples instead! OAK: Add one drop of Repel.or was that Potion.? ROWAN: I hate every color but red! SYCAMORE: There's a Test on battling Ghosts GHOST: Don't forget the silph scope! JUNIPER: Origin theses are due! ELM: There's a simply revolutionary Mega Evolutionary Form that's truly brand-spanking new- OAK.this picture is not very good. TRAINERS: Gonna be a Master! Starting the semester! Learning from Professors About Pokemon! Staying late completing All required reading! Spending lecture Tweeting About Pokemon! Gonna be a Master! Starting the semester! Learning from Professors About Pokemon! We'll continue waiting! We're anticipating Finally graduating to catch Pokemon! STUDENT 4: Paying student Loans to study- TRAINERS: -Pokemon!
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ITUNES IS LIVE! ► TinyBuild's notorious Neighbor is locking his door and checking it twice, but that won't stop Santa from dropping in to say hello. === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS Up on my housetop, what’s that sound? Someone’s stomping all around! Time for a lock-down! Traps are armed! Off my roof or you’ll be harmed! Ho ho ho! Why, hello! Oh, no, no! Don’t you go Down through my chimney! Is that clear? You’re not welcome here! Where are the stockings? Where’s the wreath? Please don’t hurt me! I’m no thief! Where is the tinsel? Where’s the tree? Stay the heck away from me! Ho ho- OH! Easy, bro! How ‘bout no? Time to go! Find somewhere else to spread some cheer. You’re not welcome here! Down in the basement, could there be milk and cookies and a tree? Gather your presents, Get your sack, Take a hike and don’t come back! Ho, ho, ho! What’s below? Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can’t go Down in my basement! Hmm, I fear I’m not welcome here. Where is he hiding? Where’d he go? He’s here somewhere, This I know! I’ve got his crowbar, And his key! I’ve gotta go, He’s after me! Ho, ho, ho! You’re too slow! Oh, ho, ho! You would know… Give me the gift sack- Kiss my rear! Please don’t take it- (What’s inside?) Stop! You’ll break it! (I don’t mind-) You’re not welcome here!
Medics and Scouts don't make a great team. Buy the Song ▶ Or Amazon ▶ Bloopers ▶ Recording Video ▶ STARRING Dodger ▶ Xander Mobus ▶ Extra Props designed by Scott Leverett ▶ === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: SCOUT: Hey Medic! Don't go! Please, my health bar's pretty low! MEDIC: Look, the Heavy needs my help! I'm a busy man, you know! SCOUT: Come on, show me some compassion! Forget the status quo! MEDIC: Sorry, Medics… don't heal Scouts! SCOUT: Hey, c’mon, Doc, I’m dying’ here! MEDIC: Clearly… SCOUT: Wait, Doc, I'm in pain! Any moment, I'll be slain! There's a bullet in my chest- MEDIC: And a screw loose in your brain… SCOUT: Oh, the lights are fading quickly~ MEDIC: This is only just a sprain. That's why Medics… don't heal Scouts! SCOUT: Uh, I also got stabbed in the ankle- MEDIC: Go find a Health Kit. SCOUT: I'm begging on my knees here Cause it hurts too much to stand! I'm the fastest friggin' member of your team! MEDIC: “True, but- You're also pretty puny, with the IQ of a crayon, And you have the most unhealthy self esteem! SCOUT: That's not true! I think I'm AWESOME! Doc, give me one chance! Yes, I know your friggin' stance! But my heart's starting to fail me, and I think I crapped my pants- You can stitch me, saw me, sew me- Embed friggin' dove implants- MEDIC: …deal! SCOUT: Really? MEDIC: “Yes, but just this once, though, because- BOTH: Medics… don't heal Scouts!
Random Encounters' Determined to the End Undertale song, performed as a duet with Peter and Miss Bird! Plus unreleased scenes of Frisk and Gaster TOGETHER! Watch the ORIGINAL ► Download the ORIGINAL SONG ► | Amazon ►
Six's little nightmares come to life in this live action adaptation of her indie horror game, Little Nightmares. iTunes ► === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: Adrift in oceans of madness and seas of fear. Awash in whirlpools of hunger and waves of tears. Asleep, my nightmares are merely a dazed ordeal. Awake, I scarcely remember which dreams were real. So I'll start poking around until this thread is unwound, and though the nightmares abound, I'll keep on standing my ground. But as the clues all compound, I've near conclusively found I'm still asleep. I'm in the my own little nightmare! It feels as real as it seems. I'm trapped with all of these frights here in my dreams! Below the floors of this horror, not much survives. Beneath the cover of shadow, the darkness thrives! Beware, the nightmares will feed off your silent screams! Believe in nothing before you; it's just a dream. I know each answer I find is but a trick of the mind, and though my shadow is blind, it's always lurking behind. Yet every danger's designed to somehow serve to remind I'm still asleep. I'm in my own little nightmare, doomed to be swallowed up raw! There's no escaping my plight here in The Maw! Time to restart the nightmare, back again and again. Trapped in a daydream right where Now's returning to Then. Where will my nightmares take me? When will I be set free? What would it take to wake me from this dream? Starved and running on empty, but still I rise, Reborn back into this nightmare of fear and lies. Though fog of hunger has clouded my weary mind, My will grows stronger than ever with each rewind! And I will push through the pain with but my heart and my brain until my demons are slain and no more nightmares remain! I might be sorely insane, but it seems perfectly plain: I'm still asleep. I'm in my own little nightmare, A dream I'm doomed to repeat! I'm out of food and I know there's naught to eat. I didn't come here to fight fair, To starve and die while you dine! So face your own little nightmare -- -- this is mine.
(Not From the Soundtrack) Buy this song from iTunes, Amazon, Google Play, or stream it on Spotify! iTunes: Amazon: Hyrule warriors Link, Zelda and Ganondorf have been summoned by the Smash Brotherhood! But this Hyrule ain't big enough for three warriors. Behind the Scenes: Bloopers: Cast: Link -- David Bloom Ganondorf -- AJ Pinkerton Zelda/Agitha -- Colleen Crews Choir: Peter Srinivasan Sparrow Rayne Devon Chenoweth Katie Herbert AJ Pinkerton LYRICS: They sing songs! They tell tales! About me, the Hyrule Warrior! With my sword and my shield, And a satchel that's full of my junk! I will slay every beast! Every chest will be mine to plunder! I'm the Hero of Time with a Hyrule Warrior's heart! LINK! HYAAAAH! Er, I mean. Ganondorf, what are you doing here?! That's none of your Chu Jelly, worm! Whoa! Excuuuuse me, Princess, but I'm the Great Hyrule Warrior! The only thing YOU'RE great at is getting pecked to death by chickens. Step aside! Or you'll die At the hands of the Hyrule Warrior! I'm too swift and too strong For a hero who's wearing a dress! (It's a tunic!) I'll bathe in your blood! Though bathing isn't my strong suit. I may smell like a pig, but I've a Hyrule Warrior's heart! Careful with your knives, boys. WHAT THE- HOOOOOO- Argh! Dangit! Wait. You can't POSSIBLY- -be the Hyrule Warrior? All my life, I've stood by, dreaming I was the Hyrule Warrior! Cause I'm smart, and I'm rich! -And you're prone to dress up as a man. I don't smash people's pots! And I never lose battles to children! Every game has my name, Cause I've a Hyrule Warrior's heart! Neither Nayru's Love, nor Farore's Wind, nor the Fires of Din compare To my Courage/Power/Wisdom and my Warrior's heart! Feel my wrath! Take a bath! Why does nobody save you in any game other than me? (Don't. Blame. Me.!) You're a twit. You're insane! I'm a princess who's destined for greatness! All the land knows that I have a Heart of a Hy-rule Warrior! (simultaneous:) I stopped the moon! I woke a fish! I shot things with a crossbow! Heck, I survived the CD-i (with my) Heart of a Hy-rule Warrior! (simultaneous:) I have legions of beasts! From Dodongos to Keese! You can take that gold brassiere and stuff it! And to prove I'm the best, I'll tear out from your chest that dumb Heart of a Hy-rule Warrior! Disclosure: As a participant in the Nintendo Ambassador program, we have received free product (Hyrule Warriors software), but no compensation. All thoughts and opinions are our own. Our experience may differ from your own.
The only thing worse than a neighbor who won't say hello, is one who won't say goodbye. Buy the Song ► Bloopers ► === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Lyrics: HEY THERE, NEIGHBOR! CAN I COME INSIDE? COME ON, NEIGHBOR! WHATCHA GOT TO HIDE? I’M NOT ONE FOR GET-TOGETHERS AND I DON’T LIKE SOCIAL CALLS. JUST IMAGINING ME MAKING FRIENDS MAKES MY SKIN BEGIN TO CRAWL! HOLD ON, NEIGHBOR! ONE SMALL FAVOR! LET ME IN YOUR HOUSE! SOMETHING EXCITING WAITS INSIDE THE BASEMENT! GOTTA SEE THE BASEMENT TONIGHT! NO ONE BUT ME CAN SEE INSIDE MY BASEMENT! I’LL NEVER EVER SHOW WHAT’S INSIDE- CAN I SEE WHAT’S IN YOUR BASEMENT? HOWDY, NEIGHBOR! THINK I FOUND YOUR GLUE! WHAT’S UP, NEIGHBOR? THIS BELONG TO YOU? I DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR NEIGHBOR, OR TO SEE YOU SNEAK AROUND. IF I FIND YOU BREAKING IN MY HOUSE, I WILL PUT YOU IN THE GROUND! WHOA THERE, NEIGHBOR! “HOME INVADER” SOUNDS A LITTLE HARSH- WHAT KIND OF SECRETS WAIT INSIDE THE BASEMENT? GOTTA SEE THE BASEMENT TONIGHT! WORD TO THE WISE TO STAY OUT OF MY BASEMENT! I’LL NEVER EVER SHOW WHAT’S INSIDE- CAN I SEE WHAT’S IN YOUR BASEMENT? MAYBE IF I JUST- -PROBABLY NOT. OR I COULD TRY TO- -THAT ALL YOU GOT? YOU CAN’T KEEP ME OUT! I’LL FIND A WAY! / CAN’T YOU JUST GO AWAY? GOOD NIGHT, NEIGHBOR… CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SLEEP… SWEET DREAMS, NEIGHBOR- HOPE YOU’RE DREAMING DEEP! CAUSE I’VE GOTTA SEE YOUR BASEMENT, GOTTA KNOW WHAT WAITS WITHIN! COULD IT BE A SECRET TREASURE TROVE, OR A DEADLY DEN OF SIN?! WAKE UP, NEIGHBOR! DON’T DELAY! THERE’S SOMEONE IN YOUR HOUSE! FINALLY I’M GOING DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT! BET THAT BASEMENT’S REALLY A SIGHT! ONE MORE DOOR BETWEEN ME AND THIS SECRET BASEMENT! LET’S OPEN UP AND SEE WHAT’S INSIDE- -WHAT’S INSIDE MY NEIGHBOR’S BASEMENT! CAN’T LET HIM GET IN- -SIDE MY SECRET BASEMENT! GOTTA KEEP IT ALL OUTA SIGHT! DON’T GET ANY CLOSER STAY OUT OF MY BASEMENT! I’LL NEVER EVER SHOW WHAT’S INSIDE- INSIDE MY NEIGHBOR’S BASEMENT! WHOA YEAH! BASEMENT! WHAT IS INSIDE! IT’S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND INSIDE TIME TO SEE WHAT’S IN YOUR BASEMENT!
iTunes: Amazon: Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo are through with the games, and they're launching their ultimate weapons to prove it! CAST: Michelle Osorio - Katie Wilson - Jennifer Zhang - LYRICS: Today's the day! The Console War has begun! We're launching PS4 Against the XBox One! We've got the best new games And tons of indie support! You mess with Sony, MS, and yes, you'll come up short! This is it! Our console's ready for war! Release the Xbox One To ravage PS4! We're packing Kinect 2 And armed with Xbox Live! We'll port all Gamerscores And unleash Halo 5! This new Wii U's armed with tech to the teeth! NFC touchscreen and more! No other games claim the same fame or fun! So who would pay more for PS4 or Xbox One! DualShock has a touchpad People love so much that We've installed a button Just to Share! Evolving Achievements Lead us to believe that Xbox One has class to spare! First strike was Nintendo's! Batten down the Friend Codes! Time to finally end those Console Wars! PS4 Will conquer One and Wii U With its renewed support It missed since PlayStation 2! We aren't supporting used games- -I mean, I guess they seem fine. They must be played on the web-.Okay, or stay offline. Activate Add-ons and Lock on Party Games! PSN Servers were hacked. Again. Deploying NFL, NHL widgetry galore! And still, we're hardcore and far more prepped for this Console War! Fancy specs! Tech to spare! Lots of apps! -No one cares! Change the name! Stay the course! Make great games until we Win. the Console Wars!
Bloopers, mistakes, and outtakes from filming the Sister Location-themed FNAF musical, Blood and Tears! Watch the ORIGINAL ►
Phoenix Wright: A Turnabout Encounter was a crazy 8 day shoot, filled with hard work, but also, a few shenanigans. Enjoy our flubs and silliness! If you haven't yet, watch the musicals here! Watch Episode 1 ➤ Watch Episode 2 ➤ Watch Episode 3 ➤ Stay tuned for the supercut!
Nintendo's new fighting game has left us heavily armed! iTunes ► Bloopers ► VOCALS PERFORMED BY RAYMY KRUMREI MORE BY RAYMY ► FILMED IN PART AT HYHT Crossfit Lancaster () SPECIAL THANKS TO Anthony Dufell (trainer): () === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! === LYRICS: You’ve got the grit! The fighting spirit! You’ve got the glint of cold steel in your eye! You’ve got the roar; Your foes all fear it! You’re out for blood; It’s in your battle cry: Fight till you Fall and you Fail to rise again! You’ve got the ARMS of a fighter! Yeah! You’ve got the ARMS of a fighter! Yeah! You’ve got the ARMS of a fighter! Yeah! Take your shot, and give it all you got! You’ve gotta go a little farther! You gotta push till your strength is no more! You’ve got to hit a little harder! You’ve gotta do what no one’s done before! Set free your Fury with Fists forged in the flames! You’ve got the ARMS of a fighter! Yeah! You’ve got the ARMS of a fighter! Yeah! You’ve got the ARMS of a fighter! Yeah! Take your shot, and give it all you got! Nobody can defeat you! They try so hard to beat you, But no one can unseat you Cause you’re invincible! Go capture glory! The writer of your story Is you! You gave it all. You went the distance! You took the fight to the enemy’s door! You stood your ground and bled persistence! You showed the world what your new ARMS are for! Take up your ARMS… You’ve got the ARMS of a fighter! Yeah! You’ve got the ARMS of a fighter! Yeah! You’ve got the ARMS of a fighter! Yeah! Take your shot, and give it all you got! So give it all you got! So give it all you got!
Meet Pikachu, the most musical Pokemon! iTunes: Amazon: Also available on Spotify & Google Play === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: Pikachu! Pikachu! I'm your loyal 'lectric shrew! Oak is scary! Gary's hairy! Here's a Pokedex for you! Pika this! Pika that! I am wearing Ash's hat! Plus three speed is all I need so I can tackle this Golbat! EXP, just for me! I'm evolving- Quick, press B! Nah, just kidding! You would need a Thunder Stone! So just remember, if you try to make me Raichu, I will fight you! Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu! Oh no! A Rocket Grunt has seen us! Now he says he wants to fight! Too bad his team is level 7, and it's stupid- ( Meowth! That's right! ) I'll use my Thundershock to maul it! When we win, we'll take his wallet! Now let's search inside a patch of grass And catch ourselves a flaming ass- ( Seriously, guys, I'm a horse. ) Pikachu! Pikachu! I am so in love with you! Feeling weary? Eat a berry while I play this Poke Flute! On a board! On a bike! Let's go fishing! Now let's hike! Elite Four is such a bore. Hey, I can hear you with this mic! Missing No! Here we go! HM05 is my M.O! We can replicate Rare Candies everywhere! Hey Metapod, I beg your pardon, But I think you've over-hardened. Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu! I'm a girl! I'm a guy! I can faint but I can't die! Pika Pika on yo' speaka, but ??? 's my battle cry! Take a walk! Take a nap! Listen to the Poke Rap! Sneasel, easel, weasel, freeze'll, Freeze you solid! ( It's a trap! ) Ouch, I'm burned! Oh, the pain! Argh! Confusion?! I'm insane! I'll incapacitate myself until I'm well! Although it's true, I'm quite frenetic.I'm also photogenic. .'Cause I'm your loyalest pal in the entire world- -Red, Gold, Black, Emerald, Platinum, Diamond, Sapphire, Pearl- Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!
iTunes: Amazon: The Brony Song's team returns to RELEASE THE PONY! My Little Pony's ditzy mailmare, Derpy, finds herself in the midst of a muffin meltdown. Katie Wilson: LYRICS: Not a cloud in the sky, It's a beautiful day! Everywhere I fly, Things are goin' my way! Got a bag of full of mail and sweet delivering skills! Cause I'm the best Mail Mare in PonyVille! Oh, the smells are enticing! Is that poppy or nut? These look so appetizing- They'd go great in my gut! And if they'd taste so exquisite as I dream that they might, I could stuff my face full. but that wouldn't be right. Cause I'm a Mail Mare pony, one who's taken an oath! I made a vow that I'm bound to uphold! And neither rain, heat nor snow, nor cupcakes, muffins or both, Can break my word! I'm undeterred by all those. Fluffy, tasty muffins, topped with seeds and filled with fruit! Just one tantalizing whiff is all it takes. So delectably delicious (and effectively nutritious!), It's no wonder they're the only thing I bake! Just a solitary nibble- Just the teensiest of crumbs- Turns my body limp and weak around the knees. Just a taste and then I'll go! One small bite- They'll never know! Or a big bite. Or maybe two or three! All the muffins have gone missing! All the muffins were misplaced! Were there five? Or six? I haven't got a clue! Now I have an eerie inkling, of a memory erased, That I may have had a bite or two- Then swallowed- I forgot to chew- And seven muffins later, I just don't know what to do! All I've got's an empty package to deliver! Will they know its tasty pastries are no more? Will they notice that there's nary one last muffin left to show? Derpy, think! DERPY, THINK you little muffin-thieving horse! I could gauge the weight of muffins and replace it all with rocks! Then I'd seal it all back up and PROBLEM SOLVED! Of course, until they open up the box, and find it filled right up with rocks, and from the hoof prints, tell I'd been involved.! I could toss it in a river! Maybe bury it in sand! Say I'd lost it! Wait- That sounds delinquent, too! Every possible excuse is too easy to deduce! The only tack's to tell the truth. Hello, my name's Derpy Hooves. It's a beautiful day. I've a package for you, but I'm sorry to say. That its muffins are gone. And that may make you mad. But I'll pay you back so. it's clear that you know I feel bad. .I FORGOT MY ADDRESS! I MAILED THESE MUFFINS MYSELF! I LIKE TO BUY THEM ONLINE- though I usually buy twelve. THERE'S NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY, AND I THINK THAT I WILL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY! IN PONYVILLE!
Kyu teaches Nate how to date girls in this absurd retelling of the hit Puzzle Dating Game, HuniePop. iTunes ► Kyanna ► Aleu Moana () Nikki ► Hayden Daviau () Tiffany ► Fae Wicket () Aiko ► Jennifer Zhang () Audrey ►SparrowRayne () Momo ►Angi Viper () Venus ► Emily Dane () Kyu ► AJ Pinkerton () The Player ► Nathan Morse () Lyrics: Can I help you? Yes, you can! Just stand like that for a bit! Don’t engage her! Just act cool! —Your creeping is legit. Spend all your money! Gain a bit of hunie! Don’t turn around. Why? Is something funny? Geisha girls are greatest! —Yeah, that’s kind of racist… Now go on! Give her this gift! Each girl we see can be stalked with HunieBee! There’s a tiny catch— —it’s slightly sketch— but so are we! Ask for a date! —We just met- Who cares? It’s fate! All you need’s to be like Kyu! You know, maybe I should just be myself- Hey, am I the fairy here or are you? Can I keep dis fishie, please? It’s for a pet, I swear! She looks hungry! Give her food! Don’t you ___ing dare! Use this to impress her! Got three on my dresser. “What cup size are those?” Don’t examine my breasts, sir. Tell that little cutie that you love her booty! —thanks, I found it myself! Show her your cheese, and some earmuffs, if you please! I don’t need a drink! You ____ing stink- like liver disease! What is my height? Cause I can’t remember quite… All I need’s to be like Kyu… You’re gonna be a kitty?! Thank you for the show, but you oughta know Talent’s not a big appeal… Maybe you and I could go take some classes! Yes, we’ve barely met, yet you still forget my name a million times! Since I’m under 21, Drinking’s technically a crime. Maybe we should find some other girls… Kyu, zip your lip! All I hear up above is a whole lot of failure, not a whole lot of love! You were sent to get him dates, but Nate’s been left empty-handed, So you gotta deal with me and get rap-reprimanded! Hold on, honey! Here’s some shoes! They’re great for gouging out eyes! Can I eat dis? It smells good! I think that might make her die… Thanks for all the pencils… What’s with these utensils… What the ___ are these?! I DON’T NEED MORE PENCILS! How long does a cat a live? 15 years on average. Wow, you’re so good at cats! Love ain’t a game based on matching things the same. And I guess it helps to be yourself— Unless you’re ____ing lame. We don’t need booze and gifts- We don’t care how much you lift. All you need’s to be like you!
Miss Bird's Recording Video ► Amazon ► iTunes ► More Musicals ► Performed by ► Try one of these impossible Super Mario Maker stages! 1-1 Course ID: AE20-0000-0029-3FB9 1-2 Course ID: 4525-0000-002C-2156 1-3 Course ID: AE48-0000-0039-8471 1-4 Course ID: D1F3-0000-0045-9DEB 2-1 Course ID: 91AC-0000-005C-06E7 (more stages coming soon!) --------Lyrics-------- There's a million ways to die inside a Bowser castle! A million ways to fail! You can fall on spikes or drown in some lava, ride skull trains that derail! There's a million ways to die inside a Bowser castle! By Thwomp or Rocky Wrench! Rebounding Koopa shell! A magic spell! A lift that fell! Conveyor belt! A pipe above a Muncher-filled trench! You might get crushed or burned or hit with a fish! You may get squashed or bitten by a Boo! You may be Hammered, bro, or greeted by five hundred Lakitu! You may slip on ice, be shot in the face, or simply sprung off a ledge in mid-jump! Despite how hard you may try, it's sure that you'll die! From blocks and from Bills and a Blooper that flies! That's why a Million ways to die reside in Bowser's Castle! Like saws and fire chains! A walking bomb! A stack of towering Dry Bones! That time you went insane! And every trap you find inside of any Bowser castle creates a lethal maze! Beware this Super Star, this Koopa Car, this bratty baby Troopa czar! It's quite the fiendish hastle to survive in Bowser's castle due to every castle's killing you a mill-ion ways! --------FCC DISCLAIMER-------- Random Encounters received a review copy and a retail copy of Super Mario Maker from Nintendo. Our views are our own, your experience with the game may be different.
Undertale's plucky hero, Frisk, takes us on a time-bent tour of Dr. Gaster's determination experiments. Buy on iTunes ► Amazon ► Bloopers ► DUET VERSION ► FATES OF UNDERTALE ► === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Lyrics: There's nothing left to fear. My work was never done. I'm barely even here. Fell down when I'd just begun, Yet I stayed determined! Yes, I stayed determined! And I'll stay determined.to the end. No flowers for my soul. My followers are lost. Yet all the lives I stole, Weren't enough for the final cost- Yet I stay determined. Yes, I stayed determined. And I'll stay determined.to the end. Am I fading away again? Will this darkness stay? The Man who Speaks in Hands, Destroyed by one mistake. But if you speak to Sans, Then you'll see what he tried to break, Then I stayed determined! Yes, I stayed determined! And I'll stay determined.to the end.
iTunes: Amazon: | Bloopers/BTS: After the events of The Magikarp Song, the Fisherman seeks out his rogue Gyarados in the depths of Mount Moon. Also featuring The Prop Master's Handbook () Facebook: Patreon: Twitter: Twitch: LYRICS: ___________ I'm hunting for my Gyarados; I think it's in Mount Moon.It's spooky and ill-lit in here; I hope I find it soon.I'd light this place with a Pokémon, if I had one that knew Flash.All I've got with me is a Magikarp, and it knows nothing but Splash.Now I'm searching for my Gyardos, but I think I may be lost.And I know I should've bought an Escape Rope, but I couldn't afford the cost.Now it's dark and it's cold and it smells of mold. Get a hold of yourself, old chap, For it dawns on me that I brought with me my trusty Mount Moon Map- HEY! GIVE ME THAT! What a hideous beast with big ears and teeth! And that Zubat stole my map! Now I fear that I may be here to die; it appears I might be trapped. And I think that I may now starve to death, 'cause I'm feeling faint and famished. All I've got to eat is some bread and meat, but at least I brought this sandwich- WHAT THE-? NO! THAT'S MY SANDWICH! I'm stranded in a cave with the Zubats here, and they're growing quite annoying! 'Cause they took my sandwich and they took my map, which they seem to be enjoying. Now I can't go forward and I can't go back; all these bats make me want to yell! But I still have the key that's defending me: it's a bottle of Repel- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Now I'm running through a cave from a Zubat pack, and I can't see where I'm going! And those darn Zubats tried to snatch my hat, but I've no intent of slowing! And I hurt myself cause I'm so confused, now my forehead aches like crazy. In the corner of my eye, I see a creepy shadow guy, so then I cry out, PLEASE COME SAVE ME! What's wrong?! I'm being attacked by Zubats! ZUBATS?! Yeah! That's unfortunate. .what? .because I'M ZUBATMAN! I don't care anymore about my Gyarados, 'cause I'm running from Zubatman, And his squadron of bats wearing maps and hats, and I'm wheezing like a fat man. This whole cave's full of death and these demon spawn are the worst things on the planet! And to anyone whoever loved Zubats. You can take Mount Moon and CRAM IT.
The first step is admitting you have an Amiibo problem. The second step is writing a musical number about it! iTunes: Amazon: SHOCKING ALTERNATE ENDING: BEHIND THE SCENES: KITTEN BLOOPERS: === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Lyrics: Have you heard the rumors? They’re selling like mad! I know it’s utter nonsense, but I want one real bad! They’re calling them Amiibo- What the heck does that mean? No one’s got a clue… I’ll buy my first Amiibo, and put it right there! And then I’ll buy a second, cause they go well in pairs! They may be an obsession, but they’re keeping me clean! And MAN, THEY LOOK COOL, TOO! Just one more’s All I need! It’s just for fun, not wanton greed~ Cause I need Amiibo! Gotta get a full set! I need every last Amiibo, plus the ones that aren’t available yet! And then I’ll keep them Always with me Everywhere we Ever go! That’s why I need Just a few more Amiibo! A couple more Amiibo arrived in the mail! I’m heading to the store because they have them on sale! I’m missing an Amiibo! I’ll order online! And wait till it arrives. Amiibo on the counter! They’re under my bed! They’re sitting on the sofa, and on top of my head! Amiibo in the shower! The hood of my car, Amiibo playing trumpet, And acoustic guitar! “They’re so cute!” “I need more!” Buy a ton and Now you’re poor! But I have Amiibo Spread all over the place! They like to watch me in the shower, And help de-wrinkle my face! You’d surely think I’d have enough now, and yet somehow, the answer’s “no”…. Not until I’ve Got just one more Amiibo! You’re Amiib-obsessed, and yes Amiibo are to blame! This Amiibo-vention should Prevent a lot of shame! Amiibo on the bookshelf! Amiibo in hats! Amiibo in my undies, and they’re riding on cats! I drew Amiibo fan art, And wrote them a rap! I made my own Amiibo, but he’s pretty much crap. Just a few’s not enough… Now you know How much I love Those freaking sweet Amiibo! Now I’ve lost all control! I’m addicted to Amiibo! They’ve taken over my soul! And now I’m thinking All about them, and without them, I would go… Slightly crazy just for one more Amiibo…
Buy the song on iTunes ► Buy the song on Amazon ► Watch the bloopers ► Subscribe ► Featuring: Jirard Khalil ► Nathan Smith ► Sparrow Rayne ► Morgan Want ► Shot at YouTube Space LA Lyrics: Show me some StreetPass love! Show me some StreetPass love! Show me some StreetPass- Show me some StreetPass- Show me some StreetPass love! Waiting for my close-up, when my StreetPass light turns green! Someone's got a Puzzle Swap piece I haven't yet seen! Rendering my project. So I'll check my StreetPass queue- And escape from this Mansion with you! So come on, Show me some StreetPass love! Show me some StreetPass love! Show me some StreetPass- Show me some StreetPass- Show me some StreetPass love! In this smelly bathroom, there isn't much to do, but play my 3ds and fight Zombies with you! I've been here since Monday, and it's Thursday afternoon! Cause I can't choose my StreetPass balloon! So come on, Show me some StreetPass love! Show me some StreetPass love! Show me some StreetPass- Show me some StreetPass- Show me some StreetPass love! If you're feeling lonely, or depressed, or even slightly blue- You can always count on StreetPass to show you've got friend or two! We think you're Fantastic! And our Miis will join your Mii Force crew! So leave your system on or sleeping so we can StreetPass with you! Let's go Street Pass fishing! And defeat the Warrior's Way! We can visit Flower Town and earn Play Coins each day! I'll help you find your Mii, and you can help me find me, too! That's why I love to StreetPass with you! So come on! Show me some StreetPass love! Show me some StreetPass love! Show me some StreetPass- Show me some StreetPass- Show me some StreetPass love! Come on and show a bit of StreetPass love!
iTunes: Amazon: There's more to Minesweeper than meets the eye. Starring Scott Leverett [as The Sweeping Man] Jonathan Courtot [as The Beard]
This video was funded by Disney XD by Maker. iTunes ► Amazon ► Bloopers: 1 ► 2 ► 3 ► Markiplier ► Dodger ► === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! __________________________________ Lyrics Cheer up, Enis. No need to feel so sad. So chin up, Enis. It's really not so bad! And just between us, there's still a million ways to put that grin back on your face. Imagine the floor is hot lava, and not just a hot bed of fleas! Pretend that this blood stain's a painting, and that we're heisting a fine masterpiece! Make believe that this creepy inscription show's a passageway built in the wall! It's not easy to see, but kid, take it from me, that this place isn't so awful at all! This isn't a mold-ridden sofa; it's a pony named Buckaroo Jones! And here's a Shakespearean actor who looks like a pile of bones! This isn't a chamber for torture; it's a spot to drink tea with our dolls! Pretend this thing's a grenade- -that was actually a grenade- -but hey, this isn't a waffle at all! This place may be smelly and scary, and it may be the last place we see, but I know that for sure there is one certain cure to endure it all, take it from me! This place really reeks like an outhouse, and really has mildew to spare! I'm really creeped out by these portraits, and I really wouldn't sit in that chair! The food in the fridge is expired; something's dripping halfway down the hall. Let's pretend it's a pool! Oh yeah! That would be cool! This really isn't so awful at all! A puppet show made out of curtains! A three player role playing game! Extreme indoor racing! Fine wine and cheese tasting! I still think it's pointless and lame- Imagine we're all in a swordfight- -with garbage instead of real swords! I'd like to pretend we're a rock band, but it's clear that we don't know any chords. Pretend that that shadow's a giant, not a guy who's been there all along! Weren't it all in our heads, we would prob'bly be dead, but this place isn't so awful at all! _____________________________________________ Hey Parents, did your kids dig the video? Leave your feedback in the comments. Attention Creators 18 and up: Got a neat idea for a new Disney XD show? If we like your pitch, we'll provide you up to $1,000 for a short proof-of-concept video. Join Maker Gen to get in on the action! Apply here► About Disney XD By Maker: Disney XD by Maker is a new initiative to find and develop the next generation of talent for Disney XD including content on DisneyXD.com, the Watch Disney XDapp, and the Disney XD TV channel. Creators, age 18 and over, can apply to be part of the initiative at makerstudios.com/DisneyXD and will join some of Maker's most popular talent including CaptainSparklez, Working With Lemons, ZexyZek, 101DarkMonkey, RandomEncounters and EvanTube who will will create original content for Disney XD by Maker, all specifically made for this new Disney XD by Maker community!
Octodad throws a cookout! As well as he can throw anything, anyway. iTunes ► Amazon MP3 ► Bloopers ► Lets Play (Ep 1) ► Lets Play (Ep 2) ► Costume Fitting/Training Course ► Special Thanks to Sparrow Rayne ► Katie Herbert for help creating an Octodad costume, and Tim & Lisa Etherington for hosting Octodad's barbecue! === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: He’s a normal human father who wears a normal suit and has a not-so-normal salty smell. He’s grilling for his family— —and none of them can tell… …that Octodad’s an octopus, ‘cause he’s disguised so well. Octodad’s a pro at grilling! A master of the meat! His burgers are a work of beefy art! The juices make them sticky and tough to pull apart… But every burger’s made with lots of love and octoheart! He’s allergic to black pepper, but still a seasoned chef; A natural with a spatula and flame! He’ll flip each tasty burger, and sear each side the same… …he’s a gastronomic cephalopod and Octodad’s his name! Octodad is getting thirsty… There’s lemonade nearby. He’ll grab a glass and pour himself a drink. Something smells a little smokey… I can’t imagine why, but the grill has caused a burning beefy stink- Octodads burgers are burning! The grill’s ablaze! That hot sauce is not helping save those flammable entrees! Wait! That cloth is far too flimsy To put out your burning meal! Watch the wind! And mind your step for that banana peel!